As in, “Sarah Palin’s brain had a skirmish with the English language, and lost.” Advertisements
This morning my wife said my blog is very pithy. I said thank you. She said thertainly.
If I hear you say ECK-cetera one more time I will shoot you in the head. Even Yul Brynner and Grover can get this right. Why can’t you, Morons!
The word, Morons, is AS-tuh-risk, as in, “When he boarded the Titanic in April of 1912, John Jacob ASTOR was at RISK.” Not “astericks”, not “askerits”, not “acsterisk”!!! Get it right. It’s the law.
Yesterday I eavesdropped on a conversation in which I misheard the speaker to have said “faith” when in fact he said “fake”. Perhaps the biblical prophets had the same problem.
Never let a straight man, or a gay woman, cut your hair.