Monthly Archives: April 2011

But let me tell you…

Ugliest hat at the Royal Wedding? Donald Trump. Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week. Advertisements

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UPDATED: Obama’s birth certificate convinces Earther

I hate to admit it, but yesterday’s shocking revelation of President Obama’s birth certificate has changed my mind. I listened to all the arguments.  I read all the news stories.  My friends and my family tried to warn me away … Continue reading

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UPDATED: US Mine Workers Evacuate as Obama Prepares to Cave

UPDATED: The U.S. Mine Safety and Health Administration has released an evacuation order for all miners, spelunkers, and “any and all other persons who work underground within US borders” effective Wednesday, April 13th, for the duration of President Obama’s scheduled … Continue reading

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Conversation with God, continued

ME: Hello, God. GOD: Piss off. I told everything to Neale Donald Walsch already. Go read his books. ME: I did, Lord. And well done. GOD: Thank you. ME: But I don’t have a question. I just wanted to thank … Continue reading

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Michele Bachmann has “an Arrow” Escape!

Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann escapes serious injury Friday after a freak accident at a Minnesota Tea Party event. An Indian arrow, shot high into the air as part of yesterday’s Boston Tea Party reenactment, fell to earth and struck the … Continue reading

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NJ Governor Chris Christie Beaten Senseless by Teachers Union Thugs

“I wouldn’t say we beat him senseless,” corrected Mrs. Marjorie Watkins, 86-year-old Teachers Union thug, “since that would infer he had some sense to begin with.” Mrs. Watkins (right) and her fellow teacher and union thug, Mrs. Phyllis Bodmer (left), … Continue reading

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WORD POLICE: “Pundit”

“Blood Libel”, sure, she’s an illiterate idiot (or illidiot).  But “pundant“?!!!  They put OJ in prison for this offense, time to do the same for Sarah.

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