“I wouldn’t say we beat him senseless,” corrected Mrs. Marjorie Watkins, 86-year-old Teachers Union thug, “since that would infer he had some sense to begin with.”
Mrs. Watkins (right) and her fellow teacher and union thug, Mrs. Phyllis Bodmer (left), thrashed Governor Christie yesterday as he left his office bound for the men’s room. “Christopher was a fourth-grade student of mine,” explained Mrs. Bodmer, “so I knew his routine. He would ask for a hall pass to go to the bathroom at least four times in an afternoon, and by God, we learned to respect that request.”
“Wetsie”, as Christie was known by his teachers, “was a bully then, and is a bully now,” said Mrs. Watkins. “It was our pleasure to teach him this lesson. Let’s hope he pays attention to this one better than he did his social studies.”
Christie is expected to make a full recovery, but will be held in from recess for the rest of the week.
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