Monthly Archives: May 2011

Thought for the Day

Republicans are dicks. Democrats are pussies. Any wonder we’re all getting screwed? (Why do you think the formal definition of sexual intercourse is “congress”?)

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Osama V. Obama?

Q: What is the difference between Osama and Obama? A: One had the groundwork for his success completely laid out by George W. Bush. The other is President of the United States.

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True to form, Republicans are wankers

President Clinton established the CIA’s Bin Laden Unit (Alec Station) in 1996. George W. Bush shut it down in 2005, famously shrugging, “I don’t know where he is, I don’t really spend that much time on him.” In 2008 President … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to see Osama bin Laden’s death certificate

“It just seems very suspicious to me,” said Trump, after viewing President Obama’s late evening speech announcing Osama bin Laden’s death by American forces. “I mean, here’s a guy who is alive one minute, then dead the next. How does … Continue reading

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