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New Republican Birth-control Method Revealed!

“Legitimate Rape” prevents most pregnancies. Missouri Representative Todd Akin (R) today revealed the long-practiced but little discussed Republican birth-control method of forcible or “legitimate” rape. “A woman’s baby-making parts just shut down during a rape,” explained Akin, “and so the … Continue reading

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True to form, Republicans are wankers

President Clinton established the CIA’s Bin Laden Unit (Alec Station) in 1996. George W. Bush shut it down in 2005, famously shrugging, “I don’t know where he is, I don’t really spend that much time on him.” In 2008 President … Continue reading

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